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Today, I was on my first blind date. We went to a fancy restaurant in the middle in the city. After using the bathroom, I came back to an empty table. He stole my purse and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30350) - you deserved it (10559)

On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)

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