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On 05/28/2011 at 8:44am - love - by dancer_2014 - United States (Ohio)

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You didn't take your purse with you?

#1 - On 05/28/2011 at 1:47pm by myxcure

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Why would you leave your purse with someone you don't know? Try to use more common sense next time.

#3 - On 05/28/2011 at 1:48pm by A7X_LoVeee

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