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Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37691) - you deserved it (5039)

On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Were you dating Jeff Dunham? Because he's funny as hell!

"I kill you!"(:

#4 - On 05/22/2011 at 6:18am by sourgirl101

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Never trust a man who has his hand up someone's back.

#8 - On 05/22/2011 at 6:31am by mrahhhhh

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