Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
by severedface / 05/22/2011 at 1:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
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Were you dating Jeff Dunham? Because he's funny as hell!
"I kill you!"(:
#4 - On 05/22/2011 at 6:18am by sourgirl101
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Never trust a man who has his hand up someone's back.
#8 - On 05/22/2011 at 6:31am by mrahhhhh
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