By severedface - 22/05/2011 05:35 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML
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klovemachine 24

what a dummy, haha!!

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sourgirl101 28

Were you dating Jeff Dunham? Because he's funny as hell! "I kill you!"(:

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mightymart 5

wow thats pretty freakin sad/creepy/disturbing .. that weirdo Will probably be forever alone and deserves no less

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BoCo_fml 9

He'll never be alone. He has his dummy.

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litlpetlvr 0

Asshole. He may be a cool guy. You never know a person until you meet them!

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H3ALTHFR3AK 0

17, love ur profile pic

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JenL_fml 7

You know... That's not creepy at all. o.O

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docscientist 9

The puppet tried telling him to propose a threesome on the first date was a bad idea.

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OnlyAFeckWanker 0

Wait, how did you know he had a dummy if you can't see? This FML makes no sense.

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ERMOM91 0

ok # 24 are you really that ignorant?

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Juliaa15 6

Dare I say.... I see what you did there.

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ribbyc80 0

that's sweet, the guy could make your ****** talk!!!!

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NYC_Yoshi 3

woman do enough talking without their vaginas chiming in

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spekledworf 18

You stole this from a TV show

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ashseal 11

oh damn. that would be very akward

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