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Today, my girlfriend sent out a mass text to everyone on her contact list. She's getting married in a month. I didn't propose to her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34137) - you deserved it (2940)

On 05/12/2011 at 9:09pm - love - by Whosthegroom (man) - United States (Indiana)

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At least she informed you :)

#1 - On 05/13/2011 at 2:57am by marinus

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Consider it a BIG bullet dodged. She's obviously a whore. You'll do better in the future.

#7 - On 05/13/2011 at 3:02am by HSOMGF

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