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Today, after being out of the closet for over three years, I learned that some of my friends still don't believe me that I am really a lesbian. They still think I made the whole thing up because I can't get a man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35331) - you deserved it (7430)

On 05/09/2011 at 12:03am - love - by Just_do_it_17 (woman) - United States

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How'd you survive for so long in a closet?

#11 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:12am by iLazy

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Sounds like they just want you to be straight for them. Be yourself!

#1 - On 05/09/2011 at 6:04am by smiley1014

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