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Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML


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On 04/30/2011 at 2:27am - love - by greenintheface - United States (Michigan)

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Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your fucking dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."

#17 - On 04/30/2011 at 1:45pm by DocBastard

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"A steaming bowl of RRRRALPH!"

#13 - On 04/30/2011 at 1:40pm by perdix

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