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Today, I had a horrible stomach flu and was well into my second hour of dry heaving when I heard my husband knock on the bathroom door. I was touched that he was worried about me until I heard, "Honey, what did you make me for dinner?" FML
Open the bathroom door, point at the toilet, and say, "There's your fucking dinner. Bon appetit, asshole."
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 2 October 2015