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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it he said "I don't know what you're talking about Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (271997) - you totally deserved it (12366)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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=[ that's so horrible!!

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:04pm by leesh08

DAAAAMMMMM Gina, you need to pull a "Waiting to Exhale" on him and BURN HIS SHIT!

#2 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:05pm by JuJuBeeSunshine

something similar happened to me. i am SO sorry, you don't deserve this. not one bit.

#3 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:05pm by bambi

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You deserved that one!~

#4 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:06pm by EIDS

I hope you leave him and SOON! That's good enough to leave him, cuz that was foul!

#5 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:06pm by Clonemom

@ #4: How could she deserve something like that? So gettin cheated on is something that someone deserves? You must not love yourself.......................

#6 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:08pm by Clonemom

Save the text message as proof. Get a lawyer.

#7 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:09pm by

Nice work at trolling #4.

Divorce the douchebag.

#8 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:12pm by MS

that sounds weird. youre own husband didn't know your name? hmm.

#9 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:13pm by hmmm

yeahs. i'd drop em an fast. cheating on you an callin you a bitch an stuffs...yeah thats NEVER good to say the least.
GOODLUCK and hope yous can get a clean divorce without too much hassle

#10 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:14pm by Melody

oh no.

#11 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:17pm by mf

Ooh... That sucks...

But:
Choosing the wrong person as recipient is very possible, but when you get a text, on your display you see 'New message from [NAME]', then he should have seen it came from you, right?

#12 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:20pm by Me

divorce the bastard.

#13 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:24pm by equinoxe

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#14 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:28pm by yo

keep the text message(s). file for a divource and take him for everything.

#15 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:28pm by dnbsoulja

i agree #15. save both texts, the megan one, too. and file for divorce. what a complete asshole.

#16 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:30pm by hm

thats so shitty, i really don't understand people in the world today.

#17 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:34pm by xzacharyx

That's a pretty weird mistake for him to make, and not notice that your name popped up on the reply but I guess it's technically possible, but it makes him all the more the imbecile.

#18 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:35pm by Seegtease

sorry to hear...have you been having problems? good thing you found out, how long have u been married for?

#19 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:43pm by foryouiwill

seems a bit too strange to be honest

#20 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:48pm by hmmm

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#21 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:55pm by NofolkDude

#21... sounds like you've been through it before....

#22 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:59pm by Idyedmyhairblack

what a DICK! im so sorry hun :(

#23 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:59pm by someoneee

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#24 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:06pm by sillypun

oh my god!
im soo sorry.
and whoever said she needed that, your crazy!

#25 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:08pm by weezybabey

what a bastard

#26 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:09pm by kkjey

agree with #20

#27 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:11pm by ompf

#9, he knows her name. He called her by the other woman's name!

What a jackass, divorce!

#28 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:13pm by Chica

Two words. Divorce court.

#29 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:15pm by GoGetEmTiger

don't stay with this bastard!!! have respect for yourself and file for divorce! so sorry sweetie!

#30 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:15pm by Molly

I agree with #7

#31 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:35pm by keke

i doubt this happened.
i think after being married, he would know your name.

#32 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:41pm by hs

uh oh.
i'm thinking divorce.

#33 - On 02/28/2009 at 3:57pm by r

man! why people always have to say "that's fake"... probably she called him, it's not hard nor unusual to tell the wrong name when you're cheating.... call the wife with the lover name or viceversa.

BTW get a divorce...

#34 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:00pm by LadyB

So you're married to him... how? Why? For how long? Divorce his sorry cheating ass today.

#35 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:01pm by Amkii

What is it with people txt messaging the wrong person? If I'm writing a message of questionable taste, then I DOUBLE CHECK THE HEADER. How hard is this to do, idiots?

#36 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:42pm by Teacher

that's horrible :(

#37 - On 02/28/2009 at 4:47pm by myself

#36, i totally know! so many fml's are like that!
i'm sorry.

#38 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:00pm by no.

Been there, had that done to me. I agree with #2. Bonfires are fun.

#39 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:05pm by PedanticBohemian

Pack up your stuff & take all his stuff too!

#40 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:06pm by Mandy

okay why the hell would you ever marry him then...

#41 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:13pm by madc

#7 and #15: WORD.

May the force be with you, dear.

#42 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:30pm by C!

sorry to hear that

#43 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:31pm by Radical

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#44 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:35pm by ouchingtiger

DIVORCE!

#45 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:42pm by hello

Take everything... divorce him. Get the house in the settlement. Then text HIM; "Got the bastards money...come on over Bob...". (Of course, you want to let your divorce attorney know you're going to send that text so it doesn't come back to haunt you.).

#46 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:49pm by Paulspacefdot

shittt.
divorce him !

#47 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:51pm by dammn

kill him.

#48 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:53pm by jt

Get a good lawyer and take him to the cleaners!

#49 - On 02/28/2009 at 5:59pm by tmt86

Divorce that son of a bitch

#50 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:09pm by ai

Wow that really sucks. Hopefully you find someone that will treat you better.

#51 - On 02/28/2009 at 6:29pm by horribleville

Leave his cheating ass, and take al his stuff with you.

#52 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:02pm by sweetjosephine

Divorce his ass.

#53 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:03pm by nunya

Wow he is a royal asshole. I'm sorry you had to go through that. Divorce him

#54 - On 02/28/2009 at 7:20pm by concerned

i'd say hire a private eye then divorce the asshole...a picture is worth 1,000 words...

#55 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:03pm by sconniegirl

keep the texts as proof.... and tomorrow.. take and store everything.. lol leave him with a lamp... then file for divorce.

#56 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:04pm by nghtynurse

I would divorce him or go into tough interrogation. I would be angry if I were you.

~You don't deserve it.

#57 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:11pm by Xinxinix

That is ridiculous. You should divorce that jackass.

#58 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:16pm by allie2590

I don't know how she could have deserved this.

This is horrible. Being cheated on is a horrible thing, and to find out like that is even worse. Leave that asshat for sure.

#59 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:16pm by Jamilah

being cheated on is something YOU personally had enticed directly or indirectly...you can go around and aorund arguing me into submission...but if you've been cheated..think..just think...hard ...anything before the episode you may have done might have contributed to it...even the smallest detail ...

#60 - On 02/28/2009 at 8:25pm by krackotte

You cannot blame someone because their husband is cheating on them. Thats not always the case. The only people who try to make the cheater the victims are cheaters. Divorce his ass - then give me your number.

#61 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:08pm by tsax421

hes a dumb ass. leave his ass

#62 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:08pm by R!(H l30Y

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#63 - On 02/28/2009 at 9:28pm by waytoodrunk

#60 You're a fucking idiot. Nobody deserves to be cheated on. Even if the other person has done something that makes their partner THAT unhappy, then their partner should just leave them, instead of resorting to cheating. And if it is a small detail, then the cheater should have talked about, one small detail doesn't make someone cheat. And I agree with 61, the only people who try to make the cheater the victim is someone who cheats.

#64 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:12pm by you\'re an idiot

let me get this strait, u were married to a guy that did'nt know your first name...bullsh!t

#65 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:27pm by josho474

OUCH!

#66 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:41pm by heyjude15

#46: I like your style.

#67 - On 02/28/2009 at 10:49pm by Sallen

divorce..

#68 - On 02/28/2009 at 11:33pm by iLML

your husband doesn't know your name???????

#69 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:12am by wowzers

I definitely don't believe this one. You can tell it's a lie.

#70 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:22am by whatev

How could so many people not understand this?? Of couse her husband knew her name, he called her by his girlfriend's name. And btw unless you've been cheated on, how could you say people deserve to be cheated on?? That is never true. Cheating is almost never a reflection of the spouse, but rather the cheater.

#71 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:43am by l\'eau

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#72 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:44am by E

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#73 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:59am by melodichard

how does your husband forget your name??

#74 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:01am by holynemesis1208

DTMFA

#75 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:28am by femmina

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#76 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:29am by Bibico

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#77 - On 03/01/2009 at 2:15am by a;dlsjk

DEEEE-VORCE!!!

#78 - On 03/01/2009 at 4:01am by hahaha77

He sucks. No way. Leave that twat.

#79 - On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am by crazyvulva9216

when it says 'i asked him about it' it means she called him back, and then he accidentally said the wrong name...yea?

#80 - On 03/01/2009 at 4:20am by Melly

What an asshole.

#81 - On 03/01/2009 at 4:45am by lolatmisfortune

this sounds so horrible, he's your husband so i'm assuming you're in love with him.. it hurts to be cheated on.. i wouldn't believe him for a second when he said "i don't know what you're talking about." he even got his own wife's name wrong. sorry.

#82 - On 03/01/2009 at 7:39am by mfbabyyy

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#83 - On 03/01/2009 at 9:11am by VS

That DOES suck.

#84 - On 03/01/2009 at 11:22am by Tikal

I doubt this didnt happen. Seriously. I agree with #27. If its true im sorry, if not, then get a life.

#85 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:06pm by jesswooly

DAMN.

#86 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:26pm by rugburn

figure out which megan it is and walk on them in suprise! Cuss them out while you're there! then f*** up the asshole!

#87 - On 03/01/2009 at 12:36pm by wow

Man oh man.
You need to divorce him.
UNLESS you're madly in love with him,
confront the twat,
tell him this is your house.
save the text.
ask him whats that?
go to counseling or something.
otherwise
D-I-V-O-R-A-C-E

#88 - On 03/01/2009 at 1:41pm by bonjour_world

wat an idiot

#89 - On 03/01/2009 at 2:41pm by Bittersweet1126

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#90 - On 03/01/2009 at 3:32pm by Frey

Save the text... that is grounds for divorce.

What a scumbag

#91 - On 03/01/2009 at 3:40pm by j

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#92 - On 03/01/2009 at 3:43pm by jt

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#93 - On 03/01/2009 at 3:51pm by azzfray

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