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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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=[ that's so horrible!!

#1 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:04pm by leesh08

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DAAAAMMMMM Gina, you need to pull a "Waiting to Exhale" on him and BURN HIS SHIT!

#2 - On 02/28/2009 at 2:05pm by JuJuBeeSunshine

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