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Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36602) - you deserved it (12308)

On 04/28/2011 at 2:22am - love - by ummno (woman) - United States (Kansas)

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close the door and go back to bed, problem solved.

#10 - On 04/28/2011 at 5:55am by Cairo_Sanchez

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Time to inform him you two are done?

#2 - On 04/28/2011 at 5:47am by ImThePope

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