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Today, I went on my first official date I've been on since my divorce. Things were going great until he ordered his fourth 32oz beer; he got hammered and became a horny octopus. Oh, and he farted whiled trying to give me a goodnight kiss. FML

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On 04/16/2011 at 4:39am - love - by Username - United States

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horny octopus, really?? well things can only get better.....

#3 - On 04/16/2011 at 10:09am by xx_Sarah_xxxxx

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ugh, that sucks.
don't let that deter you from getting back in the dating game.
I'm sure you'll have better luck with your next date!

#4 - On 04/16/2011 at 10:10am by JHC88

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