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Today, my husband of 30 years told me that he thought we should 'just be friends'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51995) - you deserved it (3303)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:38am - love - by ZaraAce (woman) - United Kingdom (Bedfordshire)

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tell him "haha you're stuck now" and don't sign any divorce papers

#10 - On 04/15/2011 at 10:05am by techweed

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Well now you can at least be BFF's :D

#14 - On 04/15/2011 at 10:10am by Insane_Tea

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