Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

by Anonymous / 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm / Canada (Alberta) / Love

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  • just laugh at yourself dude, people like funny people...not lame ass liars

    #43 - On 04/15/2011 at 2:15am by batgirl_babygirl

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  • Whenever anyone tells those bullshit stories its so easy to tell theyre lying..

    #11 - On 04/15/2011 at 12:07am by Cmliedtke

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