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Today, during a major argument with my girlfriend, I shoved a door open, which then rebounded and hit me in the face. I'm not sure which is more pathetic: that I was savaged by a door, or that I made up a story about kicking a mugger's ass to explain the huge black eye to my coworkers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6892) - you deserved it (22795)

On 04/14/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

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just laugh at yourself dude, people like funny people...not lame ass liars

#43 - On 04/15/2011 at 2:15am by batgirl_babygirl

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dork

#1 - On 04/14/2011 at 11:58pm by Monkeymolli

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