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Today, I went on a date with a girl. We drove separately and met at the restaurant. Over the course of two hours she drank a gallon and a half of beer, then her boyfriend picked her up because she was too drunk to drive home. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31896) - you deserved it (5534)

On 04/11/2011 at 11:20am - love - by sandyhome (man) - United States (Arkansas)

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Anyone who says "threesome" is an idiot.

There, I said it.

#6 - On 04/11/2011 at 1:02pm by DocBastard

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that must've sucked. :/

#5 - On 04/11/2011 at 1:02pm by ramboman19

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