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Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51305) - you deserved it (4739)

On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

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Well that kinda sucks, but be happy he tried to do something. It's apperantly an unspoken rule for women to be happy with what their husbands give them, with the right thought behind it of course, even though it kinda fails.

My boyfriend always tries to cook me delicious diner but ends up throwing a main ingredient in I really don't like. I still love the fact he went through all the trouble trying to please me.

#1 - On 04/10/2011 at 6:12am by Residence

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Those darn pricks.

#2 - On 04/10/2011 at 6:14am by nebula748

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