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Today, my ex-girlfriend moved out. I came back to a sparsely furnished home, she even took the shower head, my beard trimmer, and the soap from the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32503) - you deserved it (5204)

On 03/14/2011 at 2:53am - love - by Username -

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she took your beard trimmer so she could shave her own beard.

#7 - On 03/14/2011 at 11:02am by wicker75

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Next time, actually be there so she won't steal everything. YDI, for giving her free reign.

#6 - On 03/14/2011 at 10:59am by kingtz

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