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Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36038) - you deserved it (3170)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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take him back then dump him

#6 - On 03/09/2011 at 6:03am by marinkovski

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Whatever you do, don't take him back! He can reflect on how much of a dick he is during long, cold nights with his left hand and a bottle of his mother's moisturiser.

#13 - On 03/09/2011 at 6:17am by Happygofucky

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