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Today, I got rejected by two different guys. One was my ex-boyfriend who said he wanted to keep our friendship, and the other was a guy I went on a date with who faked a European accent the whole time during our date despite him being born and raised in Texas. FML

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On 03/03/2011 at 2:24am - love - by Apparentlycreepy (woman) - United States (Texas)

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What does OP mean by a European accent? I live in Europe but there's a lot of different accents. :-o

#7 - On 03/03/2011 at 6:12am by AlmightyFish

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YDI for being desperate. How could you even consider asking two people out on the same day. Moron.

#6 - On 03/03/2011 at 6:07am by marinus

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