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Today, I was walking through the mall with my boyfriend of a year and a half. There was sign outside of the jewelry store that said, "Engagement Rings-No interest for 12 months." I said, "Look, baby! No interest." He replied, "That's right...NO INTEREST." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19249) - you deserved it (36944)

On 02/27/2009 at 10:18am - love - by Ma.Sa.La. (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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You've only been together for 1.5 years...

#4 - On 02/27/2009 at 2:11pm by ?

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At the risk of sounding trite, "he's just not that into you." I hate to say it girl, but run now. I'm not a proponent of people rushing to the altar, but after a year and half, that shouldn't have been his reaction. At any rate, you two need to sit down and talk about where this relationship is going and your expectations. If not, you could end up 3 years down the line in the same position with him having "no interest." If he says he doesn't want to get married/marry you, take him at his word and move on if marriage and TRUE commitment is what you want.

#8 - On 02/27/2009 at 2:19pm by JuJuBeeSunshine

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