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Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23404) - you deserved it (4459)

On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -

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Learn how to take a hint!

#1 - On 03/01/2011 at 6:05am by tuppencej777

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Yeah, you're skipping part of the story, such as he was messing around or he really needed to be somewhere and you were stalling, or there really should be an "ex" before the "boyfriend". Which is it? Are you a drama queen or a prat? =P

#14 - On 03/01/2011 at 7:21am by IGotServedcouk

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