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Today, my boyfriend let me know he wanted me to leave by repeatedly jabbing me with my car keys. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18722) - you deserved it (3482)

On 03/01/2011 at 12:29am - love - by cockalicious -

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Learn how to take a hint!

#1 - On 03/01/2011 at 6:05am by tuppencej777

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What a loser.. Break up with him and find yourself a man!

#2 - On 03/01/2011 at 6:08am by chrstygrl06

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