Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
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Today, I went to my boyfriend's house, intending to break up with him. Instead, I was greeted by his whole family throwing me a surprise party. I had to sit and listen to his whole family talk about what a great couple we are and how we're going to last forever. FML
Today, my boyfriend invited me over to his house. I was planning on breaking up with him while at his house. Turns out, it was a proposal party. I'm now engaged because it would've been rude to say no in front of his family that had flown in. FML
Today, I was going to break up with my boyfriend after we went out for dinner. To my surprise, our families were also in the restaurant, to witness him propose to me. FML
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's house to break up with him. When I got there, I got sent on a scavenger hunt that ended with him proposing to me. FML
Today, I'd been getting ready to hear my boyfriend's proposal, as his friends had told me he'd talked to them about planning it. He showed up at my house out of the blue… to tell me he's breaking up with me, only to find out he proposed to his ex hours later. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. I was about to call my parents and tell them we're getting married, but they called me first to announce they're getting a divorce. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's house to break up with her. It was a hard decision and both of us became quite emotionally overwhelmed at the time. We began to hug as a final goodbye, then her mum burst in the room and yelled, "HE FINALLY PROPOSED!" FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML
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TheCountess 4
Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.
thatguyyx 4
What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]
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Comments (94)
Aerious 0
What the hell did you do?
doctagon 0
sat there like an idiot.
AnagenisisZagus 13
She did three backflips, stuck the landing, bowed to the crowd, grabbed her phone and came to bitch here on FML.
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
considering he proposed, my guess is anal.
MrBrick 0
FamilyGuy, that was amazing haha. OP, you shoulda came back and whispered loudly in ur husbands ear "Did you put the roofies in your moms drink?"
yazmi_09 3
actually she defecated in the bathroom, getting her fecal matter everywhere, while writing this FML, she then used the hand towels to wipe her butt
Aerious 0
Well you guys are imaginative.
FarSide 22
Can't you read? She was stupid, and she was also a ****.
brenkite 5
welcome to the family made me think of avenged sevenfold
philly_A7X 6
86 that was the only reason I looked at the comments to see if someone thought of that
sweetcheex666 6
Your gonna have a fun rest of your life
browneyedgirl52 13
At least you know that his love is strong enough that he doesn't want to listen to his mother. That there is true love!
thatguyyx 4
What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]
Malkria 1
Good idea 。・°°・(＞_＜)・°°・。
Verota 6
Yes, because that would ensure OP has a happy marriage.
TheCountess 4
Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.
shelby69 0
or just go with what number 3 said
mariet_fml 23
Go with #4. Being a bitch to your mother in law will just make your life hell.
Mewzakuro240 0
15, your picture has ruined it for me....
EricTheodoreCart_fml 0
well your a hippy
nikki9tails 3
LOL
callofduty4life 0
its funny how people take these FML's seriously
liebestoter753 5
lol nope. I'm sure you get laid :p
InsaneGenius 0
What was your boyfriend's reply?
iliketurdles 7
"relax mum, I just want to do anal before I dump her."
Morenna4 0
lol , thts so wrong.
HomeAl0ne 20
Yeah, but it feels so good!
coatie 0
Monster-in-law
ells55 0
first off I hope he at least stoop up for you there I'd no way anyone should go into a marriage like that and it would be best to discuss how you felt when you heard your soon to be mother in law speak of you in such horrid way gosh wish you the best of luck
yazmi_09 3
yeah did the stoop up?!
camerican21 1
So go graduate college and become a smart ****?
AnagenisisZagus 13
She did three backflips, stuck the landing, bowed to the crowd, grabbed her phone and came to bitch here on FML.
techweed 12
I'd probably be like "whatchoo say, bitch?? imma kill you" PS I'm not black
krazy_glu3 0
I love how you added in the P.S. haha. just in case we all thought you were black..