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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML


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On 02/23/2011 at 4:52pm - love - by storyofmylife (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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Before you marry into this family, you should have a frank discussion with your fiancé and let him know that you expect him to stand up for you to his mother - and anyone else - who would say disparaging things about you. Since his mother has been identified as a potential problem, he should speak with her in private ASAP to inform her that he didn't appreciate what she said and that further comments of that nature will not be tolerated. Good luck.

#4 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:16am by TheCountess

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What a bitch. You should go out of your way to piss her off for the rest of her life. >:]

#3 - On 02/24/2011 at 1:14am by thatguyyx

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