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Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18457) - you deserved it (2574)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

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