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Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27733) - you deserved it (3667)

On 02/15/2011 at 12:10pm - love - by Ugh (woman) - United States (Texas)

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when I first read this I read it as "tried to sleep with my husbands" it took me a while to realize she was talking about 1 person... I think this is exactly the reason apostrophies were invented

#15 - On 02/15/2011 at 7:50pm by theatregurl

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Bind that man.

#1 - On 02/15/2011 at 4:17pm by mercyFML

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