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Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30731) - you deserved it (761)

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The next time you hear them having sex, write a note that says "Heard you and dad having sex. You sounded like a donkey taking a soccer ball up the ass. Didn't want to be here for the awkward moment. -(OP's name)"

#5 - On 02/08/2011 at 4:11pm by KingDingALing

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Damn. Tell them to bring you back some of those roasted nuts in the cone, because that shits da bomb.

#2 - On 02/08/2011 at 4:06pm by lionandthelamb61

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