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Today, I received a text message from my wife who had gone out for the evening with some girlfriends: "Have to take a friend home, she's drunk! I'll be staying at his place. Call you tomorrow morning." His? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44337) - you deserved it (4002) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2011 at 1:21am - love - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Translated from the European FML site. More info here.

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hmm people make typos?

#1 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:30am by afdude87

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Your wife is getting fucked,

#4 - On 01/30/2011 at 6:31am by three3

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