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Today, my fiancé and I just moved into our first apartment together. Our neighbor across the hall? My ex-boyfriend who I've had to file three separate restraining orders on. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31834) - you deserved it (4974)

On 01/28/2011 at 4:12am - love - by ashdk -

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*Against. File three separate restraining orders against.

#4 - On 01/28/2011 at 10:10am by fadingaway

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Well, 1) move, 2) have your bf protect you, or 3) have a competition and pick the winner.
You should move though, your ex probably lived there before you, unless he moved there when he found out you were going to live there. Then you should definetly move.

#6 - On 01/28/2011 at 10:11am by yay_knee

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