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Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11726) - you deserved it (32388)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:08am - love - by unknown - United States (California)

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Cute story for the grandkids...?

#1 - On 01/24/2011 at 10:29am by MsAnnabelle

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Well, when you're singing "You think I'm pretty without any makeup on," it's pretty comical.

#3 - On 01/24/2011 at 10:30am by DropTheDaggerxx

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