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Today, I was driving to a blind date my friend set me up on. Feeling pretty excited, I started singing to Katy Perry. I look over to see a man laughing at me, I flipped him the bird and drove off. Little did I know, he was my date. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10472) - you deserved it (30353)

On 01/24/2011 at 3:08am - love - by unknown - United States (California)

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Cute story for the grandkids...?

#1 - On 01/24/2011 at 10:29am by MsAnnabelle

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Yeah, very classy to flip off random people that are just smiling at you. Even when you have a 'reason' to flip them off, you still shouldn't do it.

#8 - On 01/24/2011 at 10:40am by fluffingclouds

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