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Today, my boyfriend spent an hour lecturing me on how I need to ask for what I want. So I asked him to delete a crappy picture he'd taken of me the night before. His response: "No, you don't always get what you want." FML
Say that to him the next time he wants some ass.
He sounds like a controlling bastard.
It sounds like a "Shut the fuck up" would have been in line somewhere within that hour.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014