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Today, I brought my boyfriend of 2 weeks home to meet my mom and she started talking about how she really wants a lot of grand-kids. He called 2 hours later and broke up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25580) - you deserved it (6071)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:16am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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THANKS, MOM.

#1 - On 01/18/2011 at 6:08am by gev

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Some parents really need to get it through their heads that their offspring are not required to push out babies of their own.

#9 - On 01/18/2011 at 6:14am by Mirorbo

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