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Today, I found out that my over protective brother is going to move in with me when he gets out of jail. My chances of ever being in a relationship are now next to zero. FML


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On 01/16/2011 at 2:27pm - love - by sammsamm56 - United States

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Since when does your brother decide that your house is available for him? Isn't it the owner of the house who decides who moves in, hmm?

Just say no.

#4 - On 01/16/2011 at 4:34pm by DjeePee

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You "found out"? Have you no say in who moves in with you?

#5 - On 01/16/2011 at 4:34pm by xxmollyxx

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