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Today, this guy I like let me wear his favorite baseball hat that he never takes off. I returned it to him later, only to find out I have lice. FML

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On 04/28/2009 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

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#1, lice is actually attracted to clean hair. and she didn't have lice until she borrowed someone ELSE'S hat who had lice. idiot

#4 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:09am by itsnotfair

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Wait did you give him lice or did he give you lice?

#8 - On 04/29/2009 at 4:21am by Beerhammer

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