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Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25980) - you deserved it (2347)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

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be like "Neither are you, which is why you're sitting around the house with a bunch of old hags."

#6 - On 12/29/2010 at 10:31am by zebrapattern

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Why are some parents so cruel to their children? Damn. Even if a parent has an ugly child, they should never admit to it! People don't choose how they look when born. You're limited in your appearance even if you have money for plastic surgery. It can only do so much.

#22 - On 12/29/2010 at 11:47am by skyeyez9

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