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Today, as a means of getting over my abusive ex, I decided to write his name on a piece of paper and light it on fire. As I lit the paper up, I noticed the marker ink had bled through it. The paper is gone, but his name is forever engraved on my desk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (18778)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:36pm - love - by burnt38392 - United States (Georgia)

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Sandpaper will remove it, then use some touch up varnish to make the sanded patch blend in with the rest of the desk. Congrats on getting rid of an abusive ex, though!

#2 - On 12/24/2010 at 5:05pm by smashgrab

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yea! now you get to torch a desk. bigger is better

#3 - On 12/24/2010 at 5:13pm by felipe87

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