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Today, I asked a girl I liked what she was doing tomorrow night. She replied, "Cleaning, so nothing really." I then asked her out to dinner. She declined. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26010) - you deserved it (4167)

On 12/23/2010 at 5:50am - love - by Username -

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It could have been worse she could have accepted just to get a free meal then never spoke to you again. At least you saved some money this way.

#6 - On 12/23/2010 at 10:05am by dragonranger19

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Free time doesn't automatically mean you've got a date. There's that whole attraction thing. That's what's tripping you up.

#16 - On 12/23/2010 at 10:32am by Ninjafriends

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