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Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there awhile. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for "help". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25601) - you deserved it (3958)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:24am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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I don't understand what the problem is?

OP, don't be a bitch and help the poor guy out.

#4 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:36am by gooBUZZ

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did you help?

#1 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:34am by chasin_butterfli

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