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Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34000) - you deserved it (2600)

On 12/19/2010 at 12:14am - love - by fouryearswasted - United States

timor's life also sucks
Today, another man proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes. FML

me also deserved it
Today, after buying some groceries, I walked back to my car. After trying several times…

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Run, run, as fast as you can!

#8 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:50am by Doortje

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well, he's prolly used to butt sex with men. maybe you can work out some sort of love triangle.

#12 - On 12/19/2010 at 6:57am by Franco24

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