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Today, trying to be romantic, I started giving my boyfriend a neck massage. He gave me a weirded-out look, removed my hand, called me creep, and wouldn't let me touch him for the rest of the day. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22375) - you deserved it (3659)

On 12/18/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Iowa)

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Lol try rubbing something else next time(; or kick it...

#1 - On 12/19/2010 at 2:58am by I_iz_B_a_troll

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They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I say the way to a man's heart is through his sternum.

#15 - On 12/19/2010 at 3:10am by DocBastard

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