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Today, my boyfriend of two years called me on Skype while he was taking a crap. Think it's a sign that maybe we've been dating for too long. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (5504)

On 12/05/2010 at 1:35am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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but if he didn't call you you'd probly complain that he doesn't call you enough

#4 - On 12/05/2010 at 10:29am by jackalope069

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Did he aim the camera so you could examine his productivity?

#11 - On 12/05/2010 at 10:51am by perdix

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