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Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26274) - you deserved it (2006)

On 11/19/2010 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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The end of the engagement cause you got married...right? Right!?

#5 - On 11/19/2010 at 7:25pm by Alzied

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Was it at least a good meal? Tell me, on a scale from 0-10!

#23 - On 11/19/2010 at 7:47pm by Doortje

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