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Today, my fiancé — a top chef — called me at work to make sure I would be home on time for the extra special dinner he'd prepared for me. The occasion, as I later discovered, was the end of our engagement. FML


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On 11/19/2010 at 6:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

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The end of the engagement cause you got married...right? Right!?

#5 - On 11/19/2010 at 7:25pm by Alzied

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Oh, that's cruel. I hope it tasted good at the very least.

#7 - On 11/19/2010 at 7:26pm by Not_Ever_Telling

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