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Today, I confessed to my best friend that I love him and always have. He whispered to himself, "Why do the fat chicks always want me?" FML

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On 11/17/2010 at 3:03am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Well, does he look like a muffin?

#1 - On 11/17/2010 at 10:09am by marinus

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Don't listen to him! he sounds stupid.. if you guys are friends he shouldn't say something like that :\ I sorry

#4 - On 11/17/2010 at 10:12am by beautiful_disast

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