Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

by Anonymous / 11/09/2010 at 2:08am / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Love

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  • And he will be cleaning it all up tomorrow right?

    #2 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:04am by Wasadasad

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  • While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

    #9 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:31am by Jimboom

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