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Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24085) - you deserved it (4798)

On 11/09/2010 at 2:08am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Stockport)

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And he will be cleaning it all up tomorrow right?

#2 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:04am by Wasadasad

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While he is passed out take a big fat crap on his side of the bed. Then tell him that he did it. ;-)

#9 - On 11/09/2010 at 6:31am by Jimboom

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