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Today, my boyfriend ditched me, saying he had some important things to do. When I checked on him a while later, I found out what was so "important". A game called Robot Unicorn Attack. FML

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On 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm - love - by anonymous_0505 (woman) - Russian Federation (Moscow City)

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haha, that game is PRETTY awesome. but not worth blowing off the girl that you love, i could never do that to my girlfriend. i would drop whatever i am doing in a heartbeat just to text her

#4 - On 11/06/2010 at 5:52pm by atreyu2850

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in his defense. it I the greatest game ever. and now they have robot unicorn attack metal. awesome.

#10 - On 11/06/2010 at 6:01pm by musikpower100

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