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Today, I finally mustered up the guts to ask this girl I like to dinner and a movie. She agreed on the terms that she could bring someone, and I'd said it wouldn't be a problem. When I met up with her a few hours later, I found out she'd brought her boyfriend. FML

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On 10/29/2010 at 4:02pm - love - by Mal (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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I hope you paid for both of them. That's the least you do when your Gaydar malfunctions, and you hit on a breeder.

#8 - On 10/29/2010 at 6:02pm by perdix

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Clearly the attraction was just superficial, otherwise you would have know that A) not only was she not a lesbian, but B) she had a boyfriend. Get to know someone before you make a move in the future.

#28 - On 10/29/2010 at 7:06pm by nightlilies

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