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Today, my girlfriend and I were making fun of a photo album on Facebook containing pictures of two friends who just got engaged. I jokingly asked her to marry me. She said yes. We have been dating for two months. She's not in on the joke. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9554) - you deserved it (43888)

On 10/17/2010 at 9:39pm - love - by jfranklin - United States

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A joke, eh? I have a feeling that the punch line is going to involve your crotch.

#6 - On 10/18/2010 at 3:10am by perdix

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OP, run.

#1 - On 10/18/2010 at 3:04am by Vexation

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