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If you were just in love with her and never stepped up to ask her out or anything, you have no one to really blame but yourself.
Which one, the Sahara, the Kalahari or the Mohave?
No wonder she chose him, you're a poor waiter and he's so rich, he owns a fucking desert!
(The after-meal treat is a dessert.)
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 17 October 2014