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Today, I was telling my boyfriend about how self conscious I am and how I obsess about my weight. He said, "Don't be ridiculous, you don't need to lose that much weight." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12201) - you deserved it (17836)

On 10/06/2010 at 5:59pm - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

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Wow. There's a lot of rude people on FML.

No need to call her "fatty" or "lil piggy". :(

#16 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:38pm by oboewhore_xD

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When you go fishing for compliments, sometimes you reel in a shark that bites you in the ass. Your big, fat ass.

#25 - On 10/06/2010 at 6:42pm by perdix

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