Today, the guy I've been crushing on for years and I finally went on a date. While on the date, he threw up in my purse and stuck tampons up his nose. FML
by dontask / 09/30/2010 at 9:55pm / United States (Arizona) / Love
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Maybe on your next date he'll have explosive diarrhea.
#7 - On 10/01/2010 at 3:17am by schwancy
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"Uhm, Wayne? What do you do if every time you see this one incredible woman, you think you're gonna hurl?"
"I say hurl. If you blow chunks and she comes back, she's yours. But if you spew and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
#17 - On 10/01/2010 at 3:37am by p4r4d0x
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