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Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11562) - you deserved it (17841)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

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