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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21085) - you deserved it (3865)

On 09/26/2010 at 3:20am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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Just one last mooch, for old times' sake.

You wouldn't want him to stay because he couldn't afford to leave? Pay the man.

#3 - On 09/26/2010 at 10:11am by perdix

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+7 | 26

fhl your life just got instantly better.

#9 - On 09/26/2010 at 10:15am by untoward

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