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Today, I saw a bad car wreck. I pulled over and ran to the car to find an unconscious man behind the wheel. Another car pulled up, and a guy got out. I was relieved to have help, until, to my horror, he started trying to hit on me. I was stuck with him until the ambulance arrived. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20395) - you deserved it (2101)

On 09/15/2010 at 12:15am - love - by badtiming (woman) - United States

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If I understand correctly, this guy got out because he saw her. He wasn't even going to bother with the crash.

#29 - On 09/15/2010 at 7:10am by G6Clutch

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"Today, I was in a bad car wreck. A woman came over to help, and a man followed her. Instead of helping me, I had to hear him striking out with the woman. This continued on until the ambulence arrived. FML"

OP, your situation just seems like a "wrong place, wrong time" deal. Other than that, I don't see the FML.

#19 - On 09/15/2010 at 6:49am by Krazykuno

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