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Today, while at dinner with my current boyfriend, my ex walked in with his new girlfriend. The waiter put them at the table next to ours, and the two of them had a front row seat to me spilling an entire guacamole salad on my lap out of nervousness. FML

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On 09/14/2010 at 3:57am - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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walk it off, if your happy with your new boyfriend that's all that matters.

#4 - On 09/14/2010 at 5:54am by EBrennan

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haha that sucks, next time don't be soo nervous!:)

#1 - On 09/14/2010 at 5:51am by remy3106

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