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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

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On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is:

Falcon Punch.

#12 - On 09/13/2010 at 10:13am by perdix

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that's what my dad said he'd do to me if I ever got prego.

#3 - On 09/13/2010 at 10:06am by spidersilkx9

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