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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he would do if I were to get pregnant. Expecting him to give me a cute and supportive answer, he replied, "We'd be finding you a nice flight of stairs to accidentally fall down." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33969) - you deserved it (11309)

On 09/13/2010 at 5:14am - love - by vikinggirl (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

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You are with a stupid man. The correct answer is:

Falcon Punch.

#12 - On 09/13/2010 at 10:13am by perdix

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I'll never feel sorry for people who try for a certain response with a question then get the truth / something they didn't want. YDI

#19 - On 09/13/2010 at 10:18am by Zoutie

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