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Today, I was in the airport after saying goodbye to my boyfriend who left for three months. Walking back to my car, I saw a young couple kissing passionately. If that wasn't bad enough, the guy then picked his girlfriend up, spun her round in the air and her foot kicked me square in the jaw. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32269) - you deserved it (3390)

On 09/01/2010 at 9:50am - love - by ouch (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

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Pow! Right in the kisser.

#6 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:58pm by ArtIsResistance7

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Awww.... did you kick her back?

#2 - On 09/01/2010 at 12:54pm by iheartowls

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